Some Bad News from the Wedding Date
“I’ve got good news and bad news” the Wedding Date tells me. Seeing as we’re supposed to be meeting for dinner in less than 24 hours,…
“I’ve got good news and bad news” the Wedding Date tells me. Seeing as we’re supposed to be meeting for dinner in less than 24 hours,…
So remember that wedding I went to earlier this summer? Probably not, because it wasn’t my wedding and I don’t generally care for events at which…
Where were we? Right: Monday night, last week. It’s three days before my show and having just completed a marathon rehearsal with my co-producer, I’m in…
Now that the Fringe is finally over and my weekend of rest and relaxation (and faculty meetings) has come to a close, it’s time to get…
I don’t know what to do with myself now that I’m not emailing my co-producer 63 times a day (I swear, if you took a look…
Well, guess who’s up at 4:00am this morning? And while we’re on the subject: Guess who’s not coming to my show? Then, guess who is coming…
Last night I made a whole wheat chicken pot pie. What relevance does this have to online dating? A lot, actually. You see, I’d have made…
When I signed up for Plenty of Fish back in March, it took me about 0.00023 seconds to realize that I ought to set up a…
“You f*cking b*tch!” The blond chick with the chunky red highlights ignores me, so I add a curt “I hate you!” under my breath. Of course,…
So remember the time I got really bored and decided to do something crazy? And no, I’m not referring to My Great Date Experiment. I’m referring…
I should be in a hot tub overlooking the Chesapeake right now. But like President Obama, I too have cut my vacation short in order to…
Back in junior high, my BFF and I decided to write a manual for boys—boys who were interested in dating us. We were fed up with…