Well, guess who’s up at 4:00am this morning?
And while we’re on the subject:
Guess who’s not coming to my show?
Then, guess who is coming to my show?
And finally, for extra special bonus points, guess who went to the official Fringe Festival Bar last night, danced and drank her *ss off after a four-hour rehearsal and will subsequently be returning to The School for today’s Open House and New Student Orientation with a hangover and a serious case of butterflies in her stomach?
That would be me.
You’ll have to guess on the others.
And yes, I know that “guess” is technically a command and not a question and therefore doesn’t actually require a question mark (you should have seen my co-producer and I arguing over the merits of the Oxford comment during the final proofread of Thursday’s program) but it’s 4:00am; is grammar what’s really important here?
Not at all.
And on that note, I’m off to rustle up some coffee.
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