Bird Shat and Break Ups
So I’m standing at the bus stop, minding my own business, when my partner in crime alerts me to the fact that I have yogurt stain…
After I Quit My Day Job Goes to 30 Rock
Last night, I had a horrible dream. I was trying to figure out what to wear and my room was a mess and there were clothes…
It Would Seem as Though I’ve Been Stood Up
Judging by the contents of my table at the coffee shop, I’ve been stood up. This is because there are two iced drinks at my table:…
A Quaker Serial Dater?
Starting tomorrow, I will have approximately one hundred children under my care for the duration of the school year. Although “After I Quit My Day Job”…
New Month? New Men!
You know you’ve gone a bit too public with your love life when a family friend pulls a hamburger off the grill on Labor Day and…
Fieldwork in Stilettos 