Wedding Stationary? What Wedding Stationary?
We’re in The Wedding Date’s car on our way out of town for the weekend when it suddenly hits me. “Oh my God I forgot to…
Just Call Me Julie Andrews
Most women, upon finding themselves alone in their boyfriend’s house for the afternoon, would take advantage of the opportunity to snoop. But not me: I’m rearranging…
Don’t Go to Body Pump with Your Mother
With The Wedding Date still alive and our cruise to Bermuda just a month and a half away, I decided to accompany my mother to the…
How to Kill Your Boyfriend and Make it Look Like an Accident
Step 1: Get drunk—not super drunk but at least marginally tipsy and make sure you have a good excuse. Mine, for example, was the fact that…
Prom: Awkward Teenagers at the Philadelphia Museum of Art
For all the hullabaloo of my Senior Prom and the associated hoopla of the central New Jersey homeschool community, I’m not sure that going to prom…
