Married People Stories
According to my dad, there’s some comedian who does a bit about “married people stories.” They’re not funny. They’re boring as hell, actually. They entail things…
According to my dad, there’s some comedian who does a bit about “married people stories.” They’re not funny. They’re boring as hell, actually. They entail things…
In the sixth grade, which was my last year attending public school, I took dance as my elective. The gym teacher, who was somewhat of a…
Today’s the day. By which I mean the love of my life and I are going to get dressed, head downtown, and circle the block to…
The good thing about having a herniated disc, a “possibly degenerated” disc, and a rather soul-crushing case of sciatica is that you can’t sleep more than…
Well. There is, like, a lot going on right now. I don’t even know where to start. So I shall begin with this: I am currently…