My Would-be Date #14
“Longggg Legs!” It’s 6:00am. I’m still in bed because my alarm’s not set to go off for another half hour. So why the heck is my…
“Longggg Legs!” It’s 6:00am. I’m still in bed because my alarm’s not set to go off for another half hour. So why the heck is my…
After announcing my intention to date thirty men in three months, the words “insane,” “impossible,” and “suicide” came to mind. Thirty men in three months? Really? …
You know you’ve gone a bit too public with your love life when a family friend pulls a hamburger off the grill on Labor Day and…
When life gives you lemons… it’s time to whip up a pitcher of sangria. And this, my dear readers, is precisely what I did Monday night. …
Last week, a certain eligible bachelor called to cancel on me for the second Friday night in a row. Now I ask you: what’s the point of registering…
While I’m busy educating the masses on things to avoid while dating (Sugar daddies, simultaneous suitors, spaghetti on a first date, etc.) I’d like to offer…
It’s Sunday morning and believe it or not, I did not go out last night. Instead, I spent the evening painting my nails in anticipation of…
Today marks Day #27 of my online dating experiment. Ethically speaking, I’m doing the best I can; I’m posting every detail of my love life on…
I’ve just discovered the ultimate gay-dar. It’s called Grinders and it’s an iPhone app. Now you might be wondering why on earth I would care about…
I’m back at the library and— Ohmigod!— the girl who has just sat down on the computer in the front of me is cruising Match.com! She…
I’m in the library. The underwire of my bra has somehow poked through its casing and is now stabbing me in the cleavage (or rather in…
It was bound to happen sooner or later. I’m feeling a bit like Scarlett O’Hara today and no, not because I’m flouncing around in an awesome…