The Case of the Suicidal Santa

I’m pretty sure I know exactly what went on here, but I bet you all can come up with some theories of your own… Thoughts? 

 

5 Responses to “The Case of the Suicidal Santa”

  1. Laurie

    1) Little Kids (young thugs in training) decided to play Kick the Santa (instead of Kick the Can).
    2) The outer door was opened by an unwelcome guest who was not let in, and who, in spite, refused to return Santa to his upright position.
    3) Santa saw a cute potential Mrs. Claus across the street and in his effort to get her attention, tripped.
    4) The mailman is on an anti-Santa kick (maybe his wife ran off with one?)
    5) He was trying to join the Santa pub crawl, but couldn’t get rid of those apron strings.

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    • Kat Richter

      Hah! All most excellent suggestions. Especially the bit about the mailman- I’ll be on the look out 🙂 My personal theory is that he brought a bunch of really nice, thoughtful gifts to a house full of teenagers and they were all like, “F*ck off, old man. We want iPhones” and he decided he just couldn’t take it anymore.

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