So you know how I’m supposed to go to that wedding today?
That formal wedding?
The wedding for which I’ve been trying on gowns all week?
And different hair accessories?
For which I even bought new eye shadow?
(Before you kill me for going out of my way for Date#7 this weekend, the eye shadow was from the Dollar Store, so it was hardly a major investment, but still…)
Well, I had myself a little chat with the bride last night. And when I mentioned the word “evening gown” she looked at me like I had two heads.
So much for that that.