The Forgotten Anniversary
Oh my God. Today is May 20th. May 20th!!! Do you have any idea how significant this is? No? Well, I’ll tell you. May 20th means…
Second Time’s a Charm?
Today I am making an offer on my dream house. Well, my almost-dream house. The kitchen is basically non-existent. And there is wood paneling. And weird…
The Importance of Going Shopping
One of the worst things about going through a break up, in my opinion, is the general grayness that seems to settle over your life. Nothing…
The Story of the Squirrel
Here is the story, as promised, of the dead squirrel. I’ve got a decent down payment saved up but because I don’t actually make all that…
Throwback Thursday: He Might Be a Sugar Daddy
Once upon a time, I was young and stupid and thought that dating a 40 year old man in an “open relationship” would be interesting. Well,…
