Mum’s the Word
He slept for 5 hours! And then another 4!
We’re just a month in when it happens for the first time and I could shout from the rooftops but I tell myself to keep it cool because if I walk into Mom Group all “Heyyyyy bitches! Guess whose 4-week old only woke up ONCE during the night???” I’m probably going to incur some karmic retribution for bragging.
Plus I’ll look stupid and everyone will stare at me because I can’t actually pull off walking into a room and saying “Heyyyyy bitches!” to anyone, let alone Mom Group…
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