Day: December 8, 2011

Four Little Text Messages All in a Row

Date #7 wants me to come for Christmas dinner.  Actually Date #7’s mother wants me to come for Christmas dinner but if her son’s cell phone records are of any indication, she’s not the only one. This is problematic, because I’m going out with The Wedding Date tomorrow night and we’ve already got our fifth and sixth dates lined up as well.  Plus, thanks to you all, I now know the difference between ewoks and wookiees (who knew The Force would inspire so many comments!) and I’m pretty eager to take my newfound knowledge of all things Star Wars out for a spin. (And no, The Wedding Date does not get dressed up and go to conferences.  Have a little faith in me!) Whenever a friend asks me how my love life is going, I reply, “Oh God, it’s a hot mess!”  Not because it’s going badly per se, but because it’s going in two different directions.  Date #7 and The Wedding Date are polar opposites and even though I’ve tried to close the door …