To Tone or Not to Tone?

Well here’s a disappointing discovery: you can’t crunch your way to a six pack in 24 hours (nor 24 years for that matter, and yes, I…

The End of an Era

I’ve taken the plunge: no coffee, no chocolate, no cheese and no alcohol. Why, you might ask, would I do such a thing? Why would I…

Sublime Skin (Part 2)

Are you sitting down? I hope so, because this is going to come as a complete shock: the L’Oreal Paris Body Expertise Sublime Skin Patch does…

My Quest for “Sublime Skin” (Part 1)

It’s 3:00pm in Philadelphia. I’m seven hours into my new self-preservation beauty regime, which is just an hour shy of the maximum “recommended usage” for the…

Betrayal

I have cellulite. I’m not quite sure when this happened because I’ve always liked my legs. At least I’ve liked my legs as much as a…