A Welcome Distraction from Dating

There is an altercation happening on the bus. For two reasons, I’m very excited to have observed this minor phenomenon. Firstly, I find SEPTA squabbles infinitely…

Me and My Snuggie

And so the post-date wait begins. As it turns out, I could have had a real triple header date if I had stayed in Philadelphia this…

Date #16

Let it be known: the man I met in Marshalls is not bald beneath his Phillies baseball cap— quite the opposite. I know this because a…

A Triple Header???

I’ve inadvertently scheduled myself a triple header for this weekend. I’m going camping and my companions shall comprise entirely of men—now this is my kind of…

A Gentleman’s Guide to Wooing Women

From what I learned in my seventh-grade Confirmation class, here is what makes Lutherans different from Catholics (and I promise you this will be relevant to…