A Surprise Encounter
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this important message: today’s post, at the request of Date #15, was supposed to contain dating advice…
From Disaster to Divine Transcendence
Thursday night’s rendezvous with Date #9 was rather disastrous; although I managed to avoid bleeding to death by way of my toenail injury, I got caught…
Yummy Things
Just in case you were wondering—okay, you probably weren’t wondering, not about this specific fact at least, but I’m going to tell you anyway—reading novels set…
A Good Time for a Sick Day
As far as I’m concerned, there are four and only four times when it is fun to be sick: 1) when you’re a student and being…
A Liaison in the Library
Today, something brilliant happened. I ran into a friend at the library. Now before you get all excited, I should confess that this friend happens to…
