Signs of a Good First Date
Here’s how a first date is supposed to work: Man shows up on time—even a bit early—and politely asks the hostess if it would be possible…
Welcome to Miami
You know those idiots from the Midwest who lose their minds when they go to the beach? They only have a weekend in Florida so they…
Miami Bound
So today, I’m heading to Miami. I’ve never flown to Florida for just a weekend before, and it seems rather decadent. My guilt over carbon emissions,…
Something Akin to Cabin Fever
Between snow days and sick days, my bank account’s not looking nearly as healthy as it once did. Nonetheless, when I brave the snow to deposit…
