Day: December 12, 2011

So Yeah… About Friday Night

Given my inability to find my way out of a paper bag, I’m glad that there’s a landmark just before I have to make the turn onto The Wedding Date’s street.  I know this because the last time I met The Wedding Date at his house (back before Thanksgiving) I missed the turn, pulled over a few blocks later and called the man in question to ask, “Where are you?” This prompted the obvious “Where are you?” to which I was forced to reply, “I don’t know.” “Do you see the house with all the Christmas decorations?” he asked. “Yes.” “Well that’s my street.  Turn by the house with the Christmas decorations.  I’ll head out front to look for you.” As such, it was with the utmost confidence on Friday night that I turned off the highway into the residential zone where The Wedding Date lives.  Yes, I was running late.  And yes, it was already dark and therefore harder than usual to read the street signs, but all I had to do was find …