Married People Stories
According to my dad, there’s some comedian who does a bit about “married people stories.” They’re not funny. They’re boring as hell, actually. They entail things…
According to my dad, there’s some comedian who does a bit about “married people stories.” They’re not funny. They’re boring as hell, actually. They entail things…
In the sixth grade, which was my last year attending public school, I took dance as my elective. The gym teacher, who was somewhat of a…
I owe you all an apology: For those of you who read Wednesday’s post about the BHLDN sample sale and wondered why it ended so abruptly,…
I’ve always had a fear of college cafeterias. That whole walking around with a tray thing, trying to figure out where to sit, hoping you won’t…
So, getting back to the sample sale. Before we proceed, a quick explanation for those of you not quite in-the-know about the intricacies of the Wedding…
So the thing that nobody tells you about a lumbar ESI is that they comprise a “it’s gonna get worse before it gets better” kind of…
Today’s the day. By which I mean the love of my life and I are going to get dressed, head downtown, and circle the block to…
It’s almost time, folks. By which I mean I’m going to marry my best friend, fly to Italy for two weeks and—wait for it—adopt a dog!…
So, don’t hate me, but when you get up at 2:00am you can get pretty fancy with your Monday morning breakfasts… French toast fancy. Whole wheat…