After I Quit My Day Job Goes to 30 Rock
Last night, I had a horrible dream. I was trying to figure out what to wear and my room was a mess and there were clothes…
How to Get a Girl to Stay the Night
Those of you who’ve been following my love life for some time may recall that I penned the following in response to my ill-fated visit to…
The Devil You Know?
Remember that line in Love Actually when Emma Thompson turns to Alan Rickman and says, “The trouble with being the Prime Minister’s sister is it does…
I Blame the Colombian Hot Chocolate
Let’s work our way backwards, shall we? Because frankly, there are few things sexier than a man in his pjs standing in front of the stove…
So Yeah… About Friday Night
Given my inability to find my way out of a paper bag, I’m glad that there’s a landmark just before I have to make the turn…
Too Hot to Handle
Tonight’s date is going to be hot. Super hot. I’m wearing—actually, I probably shouldn’t tell you because there’s a good chance you’re reading this at work…
Four Little Text Messages All in a Row
Date #7 wants me to come for Christmas dinner. Actually Date #7’s mother wants me to come for Christmas dinner but if her son’s cell phone…
Help Me, Obi Wan Kenobi
Ladies and gentleman, I need help. The Wedding Date is a Star Wars fan. A huge Star Wars fan. I didn’t believe him when he first…
Is There Any Such Thing as a Relationship “Expert?”
I’m sitting in a cold conference room, almost done with my lunch, when the man next to me says, “Okay, so we’re going on a date…
Serial Dating Does NOT a Relationship “Expert” Make
You might have noticed that I’ve cleverly avoided the subject of my love life for the past few days. This is because it’s easier to offer…
More Food Hooking?
Wow. According to BusinessInsider, the debate over “food hooking” rages on, only now it’s not a debate over the ethics of using Match.com solely to score…
Hooking for Food?
I’ve definitely enjoyed my fair share of free meals over the course of the past year and a half (okay, probably more than my fair share)…
