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A Very Sad Day for Me and Prince William

I’d like to respectfully request a moment of silence this morning.  Why?  Well obviously I’m in mourning. It’s 4:00am here in the US.  I’m still in my PJs, sacked out on the couch in the living room, and although I generally prefer to wallow in ignorance so far as world news is concerned, I am on top of it today.  This is because today is a very important day: today is the day when some innocuous brunette who-is-not-me will marry HRH Prince William and I will finally have to admit to myself that I won’t be joining the Royal Family any time soon. Of course, there’s still Harry.  (One of my supervisors reminded me of this fact via text message yesterday.)  But I don’t really consider Harry a viable option.  As a friend from the UK pointed out a while back, anyone who gets that much media training and still has the audacity to show up at a fancy dress party wearing a Nazi swastika on his arm isn’t exactly the brightest bulb in the …