All posts tagged: National Hockey League

That’s What She Said

A Short List of Utterances Made by Yours Truly During Last Night’s Flyers Game (Which I attended with my former flat mate, his fiancé, and Date #6, who had the sorry task of sitting next to me during my first NHL game ever…) First Period: What is everyone shouting?  Oh.  Let’s go Flyers.  That makes sense. Do you think they have Starbucks here? So [former flat mate] and [flat mate’s fiancé], I went to this wedding last weekend and the bride and groom did this amazing first dance, complete with lifts!  Are you guys going to do lifts at your wedding? You really should.  In fact if you started taking lessons now… wooooooooooh!  Wait!  What just happened?  Why is everyone cheering? Second Period: They should add rhinestones to their jerseys.  Then they could blind the other team when the lights reflect off of their shirts. How do you get to become one of those girls who skates around the rink shoveling the ice?  And how come the guys don’t wear skimpy outfits?  You know, for …