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My Third Date with PSM#1

For Christmas I received, amongst other things, the Bath and Body Works 2010 V.I.P. Bag.  It contained (also amongst other things) a bottle of Twilight Woods Men’s Shower Gel.  “Great!” I thought.  “The next time I have a man over to spend the night, I can present him with his very own bottle of Twilight Woods Men’s Shower Gel!”  (I will lure him in with my new Secret Wonderland Fragrance Mist and he’ll be so impressed by my coordinated His and Hers shower gels that he’ll drop to his knees and propose on the spot—either that or he’ll wonder just how many men have helped themselves to a dollop of my Twilight Woods and will flee the scene.  I will keep you posted.) Speaking of keeping you posted (like that segue there?) I’ve been remiss in my duties.  To date I have been on not one, not two, but three dates with PSM#1.  He even deigned to enter the Chocolate Lounge at Continental last week where my all-female co-workers and I were taking full advantage …