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The Art of Removing Your Bra in Public

I’m in the library.  The underwire of my bra has somehow poked through its casing and is now stabbing me in the cleavage (or rather in that hallow space just above my breastbone that would be my cleavage if I actually had any).  Too make matters worse, I’m seated across from an adolescent boy who has yet to discover the wonders of deodorant; then again, maybe he knows it exists—maybe his older brother, for example, uses deodorant?  If so, I wish said brother would advise our man to avail himself. I’m tempted to tell him that he’ll never get a girlfriend if he doesn’t.  He’ll wind up on match.com, in fact, and he’ll have to spend the rest of his life sitting in the library and watching anime cartoons on his laptop (which he’s been doing for the past three hours).  In order for me to offer him a little bit of friendly advice on the subject of personal hygiene, however, (“Dude!  Did you know they make this thing called antiperspirant nowadays?”) I’d have to …