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The Only Babyless Woman in the WORLD???

I blame Facebook— Facebook and human nature, but mainly Facebook. It’s hard enough not to stalk your ex-boyfriend (which is why I un-friended mine minutes after we broke up).  But resisting the urge to stalk other people?  It’s impossible. Stalking isn’t the right word though. I’m talking about comparing. I’m talking about going through your…

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A Girl’s Guide to, you know…

Step 1: Remove photos from desk Step 2: Remove photo from desktop Step 3: Unfriend Step 4: Unfriend Mutual Friends, Set 1 (his) Step 5: Notify Mutual Friends, Set 2 (mine) Step 6: Reprogram cell phone “favorites” Step 7: Unschedule already scheduled blog posts Step 8: Email girlfriends to call emergency Happy Hour That’s about…

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My Abuela, the Cougar

Today’s post is going to be a short one because I’m on senior-sitting detail all day.  My parents are headed to Toms River to bring my grandfather back to Philadelphia, which means that Abuela and I are going to have the house all to ourselves. We’re still considering our options at this point but I…

Five Years, One Night, Four Pairs of Heels

Presumably my father was being facetious when he suggested that I try on “every outfit” in my closet before heading down to Baltimore for my very first college reunion later this afternoon but just in case, I’m bringing four pairs of shoes and three possible ensembles for tomorrow night’s dinner. What my dad doesn’t understand…