By the time you read this, The Wedding Date and I will be off to Bermuda!  I’ve already lost my passport, only to discover that I had placed it in the outer pocket of my suitcase specifically so it wouldn’t get lost while I was get my carryon ready, but I think all systems are a go now.

Plus, I have not three wide brimmed beach hats.

And how you can go wrong with three wide brimmed beach hats?  They’re rather impractical (Samantha Jones never mentioned that in Sex and the City…) and I can barely see out from underneath them but they match my bathing suits and that’s what really matters.

Now, rather than go on and on about my next way cool earrings or how many pairs of shoes I’m bringing, I’d like to share a few pieces I written for a website called HotDateIdeas.com.

I love talking about dating, and I love telling people what to do, so it’s an awesome gig.  Plus, I get to do arts and crafts (see below).

Dating U: Are You Ready for a Relationship?

Make Your Own Custom Photo Frames

Enjoy!  And please comment, or at the very least share so my editor will see what a smart man he was to hire me

PS: I’m NOT bringing my laptop because this is my first real vacation in I don’t know how long but I’ll be posting updates when I can so stay tuned!