Day: September 19, 2011

Lady’s Choice: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth

Approximately 90 minutes into dinner this past Friday, The Wedding Date That Wasn’t Mine smiles and tells me there’s something he’s been meaning to ask me. Seeing as this is our first date, I’m fairly certain it won’t be anything too serious, but all the same the phrase “there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you” makes the hair on my neck stand up—and not in a good way. “What’s that?” I inquire. “Well, at the wedding, when the DJ called Lady’s Choice… was that you?” “What do you mean?” “Did you ask him to call Lady’s Choice?” “No.”  I take great umbrage to this accusation.  I asked for Usher.  I asked for the B52s and I asked for the Black Eyed Peas.  I did not ask the DJ to call Lady’s Choice. “That’s funny,” he mused.  “I thought you had.  It was weird.” “What?  Lady’s Choice?  Lady’s Choice isn’t weird.” “No, but the fact that he then said you couldn’t ask the person you came with.  That was weird.” And so it was, although …