Day: August 6, 2011

The Countdown Begins

A week from today, I’ll be off to Pittsburgh and on my way to spend the weekend with Date #7.  This means that between now and then, I need to start laundering my extensive collection of Victoria Secret undergarments (all two of them) and finish correcting my tan (remember when I fried myself to a crisp in Miami this past winter?  Well my derrière is still a luminescent white in comparison to rest of me and this irks me to no end as I have a sneaking suspicion that it glows in the dark.) Of course, I have no idea if Date #7 and I will even reach the point where the color (or lack of color) on my backside will become evident, and something tells me that if we do, he probably won’t give a flying f*ck about it, but its August and I’m 25 years old.  I want to be tan. (Within the confines of proper UV protection, of course.) It’s been ages since I’ve spent the weekend with a man.  I almost …