Day: July 16, 2011

Kat’s Wedding Index

Three: Number of times I got teary eyed during yesterday’s service. Three: Number of times I got teary eyed during yesterday’s reception. Eleven: Number of hours spent in 5-inch heels. Four: Number of new blisters acquired. One: Number of cake slices consumed. Five: Number of cake slices I wish I’d consumed. Three: Number of former Richter family babysitters in attendance. Three: Number of times the aforementioned babysitters asked “Are you old enough to be drinking???” Two: Grand total of single men present. Three: Number of minutes it took Landlord to get the scoop on said men from the bride. Twenty: Number of dollars Chauffer wagered that I’d not ask one of them to dance. Twenty: Number of dollars earned during the “Lady’s Choice.” One: Grand total of songs danced to with someone other than my mother. Zero: Total numbers of phone numbers requested/exchanged. Five: Number of times I felt tempted to send Date #7 a weepy “I miss you” text. Zero: Number of times I actually sent Date #7 a weepy “I miss you” text. …