Day: July 12, 2011

The Ugly-No-Good-Very-Boring Truth

Despite yesterday’s theorizing, the truth is Date #7 received my letter, liked my letter and called me to discuss its contents just as I was getting ready to go to bed.  But the truth is boring, and you don’t really want to hear all of the sappy details do you? Of course you don’t.  (And if you think you do, you’re wrong.  There’s nothing less entertaining than a young woman in the early throes of a new romance, especially when that romance involves very little in the way of high heels and cocktails.) Personally, I think its way more fun to speculate about the myriad reasons why I had not heard from Date #7, especially when you’ve got someone else to do it for you. And so, for the start of this morning’s entertainment, I’d like to offer another five theories, as written by fellow blogger and serial dating extraordinaire Zak of Slow Down, Son.  (And then I promise I’ll get down to actual contents of the evening’s conversation.) Zak’s Theories 5. Mail truck catches …